The girl on the far left is completely clueless.  From her stupid huge bag to the awful shoes to the extravagant earrings, this girl has mixed different styles to create a super horrible style all her own.  Leave us not mention the all too short shorts.  The woman on the near left is an illustration of how women in this city seem to have no concept of dressing according to the weather.  At the time I took this photograph the temperature was a nippy 65 degrees during the day.  Not cold, but certainly not warm.  This girl wants to have it both ways.  She wants to wear a short skirt, but because it’s nippy she decides to wear dumb boots and leggings.  But it’s obvious from the length of her leggings that part of her legs are going to be cold, defeating the purpose of having boots on.  Typical Los Angeles.
posted: 2.1.07


One of the things I advocate is wearing the proper size for one's body.  The girl on the far left is wearing the wrong size shorts and wrong size top.  She is not unattractive, but her stretched out clothes make this girl look fatter than she really is.  Someone has to stop women from thinking that showing your midriff is mandatory for EVERYONE.  An ever growing muffin top isn't very attractive.  The girl on the near left is wearing one of my least favorite things any women can wear, leggings.  To top off her mistake she is wearing bug glasses, a HUGE purse, and stupid shoes.  In short, she got EVERYTHING wrong.
posted: 4.26.07


This girl is an example of a cute girl wearing the wrong clothes.  Her top is too loose, her jeans are too tight, and cut to the knees for some stupid reason.  On top of that she's wearing flip-flops, which I always hate.  As I said before, this girl was cute, and had a nice body.  But the jeans are too tight and really don't flatter her body.  Certainly tight clothes can do that, but not when the jeans are too tight and cut at the knees.  This girl is an example of a good looking girl putting on the wrong outfit and making herself look bad.  I will never understand why good looking women put on the most unflattering clothes.  This girl put on an outfit that made her look fatter than she really is.  Her body was deformed by wearing the wrong size pants.  Because the right fit isn't about what you want to wear, but what you should wear.
posted: 4.26.07


These two are an example two women and their boots.  The one on the far left is an example of wearing the right outfit and having the right kind of boots on.  Her boots are more appropriate for the size skirt she's wearing, and a complimentary style that fits with the rest of her outfit.  If I have one complaint it's that her bag is silly.  The girl on the near left is the example of wearing the wrong boots.  I'm sorry, but cowboy boots should only be worn during Halloween or with a cowboy (in this case cowgirl) outfit.  Wearing cowboy boots with a high contrast color like yellow just clashes to no end.  What I also noticed is that the girl in the cowboy boots found it difficult to walk.  Again, another reason not to wear them.
posted: 4.26.07


File this woman under not quite there, but almost.  She is quite obviously an attractive woman with a thoughtful outfit on.  However the skirt is a bit off, so much so that it throws the entire outfit into question.  It would seem that she's wearing the skirt a bit too high on her waste, like some sort of nerd.  I didn't detect the presence of a pocket protector though.  The height of her skirt just looks wrong since the bottom of the skirt is so high on her leg.  Again, making her just look like a female nerd who likes wearing her skirt up by her belly button.  Somehow this woman managed to turn what could have been a really nice outfit into something out of "Revenge of the Nerds."
posted: 6.4.07

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