I think this one is an unfair posting because it was clear to me when this woman walked by that she was a streetwalker. Still, let us use this example as a cautionary tale of what not to do. Don't wear something that doesn't quite fit. Don't wear something inappropriate for your body shape. And most importantly, don't prostitute yourself.
posted: 10.10.06
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While I think that this woman looks hot at the same time I wonder how this woman got her sweater to stretch as much as it did. Beyond the super long sweater I wonder who thinks that a silly pair of boots looks good with a skirt. If it's that cold that you have to keep your feet warm what are you doing with a skirt on? Granted, in this case it's not a skirt it's a sweater.
posted: 10.10.06
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On a recent trip to the local zoo I saw this woman walking around. Her outfit shows that she obviously wanted to commiserate with the animals in the zoo and their plight. While that's all fine and noble it doesn't make for a good outfit. Why not just get in a catsuit and prance around that way? Why not a leopard print like her bag? Why not wear a potato sack instead? I'm pretty sure I saw some of the zookeepers running after her with nets to catch the "escaped" animal.
posted: 11.19.06
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While on a recent trip to Downtown Disney I found more than a fair share of fashion disasters. These two were the best of the best, and you can clearly see why. The fellow on the far left is just wrong from head to toe. Not only is he wearing a silly hat, which does go with his beard mind you, he's wearing what might be the most unflattering sweater known to mankind. As if to accentuate this beer belly, this guy slings a huge fanny pack around his waist, which in essence pushes up his enormous belly. The "woman" on the near left is clearly a masculated weightlifter that has put on the muscle, but has lost her femininity. It is quite obvious that she lost her breasts while on the juice and now she has replaced her mammary glands with a pair of nippled cantaloupes.
posted: 1.3.07
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This girl hit all the fashion disaster points, frumpy clothes, bad color combinations, stupid big bag, and dumb Ugs on her feet. I mean come on, why would this girl think that neon pink and neon green go together? It could be that she‘s was running late in the morning and decided to put on the first thing she could find in her dark closet. That would be the best and really only explanation for this horrible outfit. It’s really a shame because this girl seems to be attractive, but her outfit really looks stupid and clown-like.
posted: 2.1.07
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