Issue #67 - March 2007
  In the Midst of the Grind

I don't have much time these days, for the same reason I've been mentioning here for the last year--too busy working and schooling to spend much time writing stuff here.  I have somehow managed to find a little free time to update a few things.  First, there's this page.  It's not much, but there are a few things that I've been able to write about here and there.

The major update is still Vista Drive, which gets updates to nearly every gallery.  Specifically Color page 37, B&W page 36, Collage page 6, as well as Sampler page 3.  The amount of pictures in this update is small but I'm happy with that for now.
 

Editorial : McMansions

I live in a quiet neighborhood in Encino.  A neighborhood of modest houses peppered among middle class, and upper middle class, homes.  Over the last couple of years my neighborhood, like a lot of neighborhoods in Los Angeles, has been invaded by McMansions.  What are McMansions , you ask?  The term is used to describe over-sized houses that fill much of the property they stand on.  The following editorial cartoon is a good example of what I'm talking about.

On my street alone there are twelve new homes built, or being built, on what used to be the sites of four homes.  The density of those three lots has tripled.  The new homes aren't just on smaller lots, they're easily bigger than the homes that used to sit on those properties.  One on property there used to sit one house, but now it has five houses on that same area.  Each one of those homes has upwards of 2,800 square feet footprints that engulf the property they sit on.  A couple of weekends ago one of these homes had an open house, so I decided to check the house out.  This thing was a monstrous two-story five-bedroom home with a three car garage.  There were four small bedrooms, each modest and not too big, and one not so big master bedroom, with huge bath.  The master bathroom was easily twice the size of my room since it included a walk-in closet that was easily as large as my room at home.  The style of the home was faux Spanish with a backdrop of bland.  Architecturally the house was boring, unimaginative, and wasteful in its use of space.  This giant house had three fireplaces, one of which was located in the wall between the master bedroom and master bath.  That placement of which felt more like a salesman's gimmick than inspirational.

And that's my main problem with these McMansions, they're eyesores.  Badly designed, unimaginative eyesores that multiply the density of neighborhoods while adding nothing to the aesthetics of a neighborhood.  I fear that developers will continue to see the economic windfall of this kind of construction and flood this city with horrible homes that subtract, rather than add to the beauty of any given neighborhood.

For the longest time I've noticed the construction of buildings with little public worth.  Architecture is very much about changing our enlightening us.  Homes are where we spend the majority of our lives.  We live in these places, instilling something of ourselves into them as we live in them.  They aren't just boxes divided into smaller boxes inside, their where we dream and wish and live.  To cheapen this by just building bigger and bigger boxes that come off as cartoon versions of actual homes is only going to make us lose a part of our humanity.  Because the current trend that states bigger (bigger homes, bigger cars) is necessarily better is only going to a lost hope.  Bigger isn't better, better is better.  Sadly these McMansions are not better, they're just bigger.  And their invasion can only lead to the continuance of bigger is better myth.
 

Etcetera : Extreme Laughing

One of the funniest scenes in any movie is the following scene from "Cape Fear."  Max Cady, played here by Robert DeNiro, is terrorizing his former lawyer and his family.  Cady goes to the movies and is THE WORST moviegoer EVER.


 
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