I'm a little torn about this woman's outfit because I can see that there was some effort to look good.  I'm not into the frumpy/tortured look.  I think that having a huge coat on that fits more like a tent than a jacket is not cool.  However, this woman actually has what appears to be a nice dress on.  Ironically her dress isn't frumpy.  The hair in front of the face look also went out with such things as an informed electorate and democracy.  Her boots also seem a bit much though at this moment I can't think of what kind of shoe would compliment her dress.  I guess I don't know everything. 
posted: 6.13.06


Wearing a towel out in public is definitely a fashion statement, a bad one.  Not satisfied with wearing a hand towel this woman wore her finest cowboy boots, despite the fact that nothing else about her outfit really fits a cowboy motif.  Wearing a shapeless dress/towel does not afford any woman a good look.  Quite the contrary, it makes it look to all the world that you just stepped out of the shower.
posted: 6.20.06


If wearing a hand towel isn't your bag perhaps wearing your PJs out in public is.  These two women obviously don't care what they look like, as witnessed by their horrible outfits.  It's bad enough that the woman on the far left wore her PJs, but did she have to wear her house slippers too?  Actually her slippers are just bad flip-flops. Nevertheless, the only time you wear your PJs out in public is if there's some sort of emergency that prevents you from putting on your regular clothes.  The women on the near left is not only wearing her PJs she's trying to make a fashion statement with them.  Sadly the only statement she makes is that she doesn't know how to dress.
posted: 6.20.06


Rootamental dude!  I'm not sure when the phenomenon of so-called "ass writing" started, but I sure wish it would stop this instant.  I'm not sure why women feel compelled to make their butts walking billboards for clothing brands.  There's an old saying, sex sells.  I guess plastering your name on a woman's behind is the best kind of advertising.  What gets me is how people continue to buy clothes that are clearly meant to be walking billboards.  Why not be a total shill for Rootamental and change your name to rootamental, or name your first born rootamental?  Better yet, tattoo the word rootamental on your forehead, that way your ass matches your face.
posted: 6.20.06


I missed the fashion memo that tells everyone to wear green.  I guess green is the new black.  The color green is a tough color to deal with because it can go from a deep hue, like hunter green let's say, to a light hue, like pea soup projectile vomiting from Linda Blair's head.  These two women opted to go towards the more puke shade of green.  The woman on the far left thought she was in Hawaii instead of Los Angeles.  The thing is, her dress isn't horrible.  It's the color that makes it horrible.  The woman on the near left is just clueless.  I don't know where this idea of wearing pants with asswriting on them became popular but it has to end.  That is unless someone finally is honest with themselves and plasters "wide load" on their ass.  Slapping the word "Pink" on a cheap rag automatically makes it hip to the clueless.
posted: 7.19.06

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